We’ve all been there.
You get on a flight, happy to have a brief friendly nod and inconsequential quick chat with your seatmates before settling into reading a good book as you wing your way to your destination.
But it rarely works out that sweetly; noise is everywhere, people are chatting, flight attendants do frequent announcements and you soon find yourself in some kind of aural hell.
Emily Blunt, star of A Quiet Place II hears you and has a solution – a Quiet Plane, a new airline which acknowledges that being cacophonic can be deadly … well, in a world where alien invaders which hunt by sound are everywhere.
So, on her very chilled, very quiet airline, seatmate chats are banned, announcements verboten and noisy companion animals? Well, they’re less a noisy nuisance and more a monster’s lunch.
Genius! “Now shut the f*ck up and enjoy your flight.”