There is simply no debate on the issue – Lucas the Spider is absolutely, ridiculously cute and adorable.
CUTE *AND* ADORABLE.
Even an arachnophobe like myself doesn’t find him terrifying which is why I can only agree with him when he says in this new Scary Stories video that it’s not spiders that are scary but vacuum cleaners!
I mean, they’re loud, they suck up everything in their path and really if you had a choice between hearing a story from the delightful Lucas or turning up on a monstrously noisy cleaning machine, which would you choose?
Lucas would win every time … just don’t start up your vacuum cleaner during story time OK?